Don’t staple a patient’s butt closed

I am speechless.  (Original post.)
BALTIMORE – A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.
Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly [...]

Have some Valtrex

The award goes to “naynaysaysay” for Best Topic of the Day in the Pre-Allopathic forums at SDN.  Here is the topic.  How tragic.